NO COST ENTERTAINMENT
Anything that draws attention and
sustains the same can be rated as an entertainment. Any time – passing exercise
which presents itself free of cost is ‘no cost entertainment’. To define it as
entertainment the act must attract at least a few people, who temporarily
suspend their work under the influence of ‘captured ‘attention, eagerly keep
looking for the logical culmination of the ‘work’.
What is the work we are referring
to here? The work is rather personal –in the sense that the person is seized of
the stuff. Earlier we had ‘the stuff called snuff’; this time it is the stuff
for stuffing. Yes, stuffing the stuff to mouth and go about munching it for
several minutes. The act is ‘betel chewing’. Betel chewing has varying methodologies
practised in different regions of our state. Betel chewing trend has dropped to
low scale now-a-days, relative to what it was some decades back. Still it is a
dominant social custom in villages of Kaveri delta region, though every other
region also has the habit to varying degrees. The variation pertains to the
nature or type of ingredients. The primary variation relates to the use of
‘tobacco’; some do not use tobacco while many use tobacco; there are also
variants in the versions of tobacco used in betel chewing, Some use flat dried
leaf of tobacco, some prefer ‘processed’ tobacco as dry shreds, some enjoy it
in wet form with certain additives; still others use scented tobacco shreds
popular as ‘panneer tobacco’ [not paneer anyway]. Be that as it may, betel
chewers are personalities worthy of observation though not of emulation.
They have some common
characteristics.
Generally, they are neatly
dressed in spotless white; dhothi-clad , white shirt or ‘Jibba’ of ‘ larger
than life’ dimensions and sport a fairly long gold chain that sits relaxed over the sloping belly of the
chewer. All these are peripheral manifestations of wealth. Richer among them
are generally accompanied by an assistant who carries the betel +
accompaniments freshly loaded everyday in a rectangular box –stainless steel or
in Aluminium and neatly wrapped in a white towel. The assistant chooses to
address the rich man as “Anna” though he is elder to the ‘Anna’. The
unmistakable trait of the chewer is his basic practice of tilting his head backwards
whenever he talks. It is a custom of safety to preclude the prospect of
spilling the ‘Dracula-like saliva’ upon self, since for most of the time, his
mouth is a mini wet grinder; He never asks his assistant to handover the betel
box; his lateral look towards the assistant is signal enough to indicate the
man’s urge for ‘fresh chewing’. The
assistant bends down a bit as he hands over the betel kit in all reverence.
Despite, the ‘boss status’ betel chewers never ask their assistants to
‘formulate’ the items for chewing. Instead, they want to do it meticulously as
per personal procedure of choice of material, the quantity and the volume of
areca nut and that of calcium [Chunnam].
Honestly, what constitutes the no
cost entertainment is our observing his rather methodic and lethargic way of
assembling the ingredients, choosing the volume of matter for that session of
chewing and the care he bestows on to the betel leaves before he cruelly bites
them under the molar teeth. Like Lord Krishna the betel chewer harbours a mini
world of ‘finely ground matrix of matter’ in his mouth. My analogy has its basis in the fact that ,
it is not easy for us to have the glimpse of the contents in the mouth of Lord
Krishhna or that of a chewer –for, the latter seldom keeps his mouth open for
anyone to peep in. That his mouth is rich in ‘ground matrix’ is a logical
inference from the bulged cheek that collapses to normal whenever the
chewer gets rid of the matter
preparatory to either eating or for fresh chewing. As a part of their language,
the chewers liberally pronounce ‘zh’ or ‘zha’ as they have to speak through the
solid-fluid matrix of the oral content.
Morphologically, the chewers have
‘swollen’ tongue, the latter being immersed in betel-areca- tobacco ensemble.
Their dentition [teeth] is frighteningly dark; not easy to have a precise count
of teeth. A permanent tint of red adorns the edges of mouth of chewers. Whether
or not they keep a pillow while sleeping, the betel box is near the head irrespective
of where the assistant stays. These do not entertain us; that part of it comes
when the chewer begins his hobby anywhere any time. That is the ‘no cost
event’.
My calling it an entertainment is
based on the curiosity of a cluster of boys and a few girls in the area, who
make it a point to observe him in action. On most occasions a chewer chooses to
sit –rather comfortably leaning over some rigid support. The fastest action by
a chewer is when he quickly flings open the betel box and glances to see if
every ingredient is in place. A bunch of fresh betel leaves are kept well
stacked; the avid chewer does not prefer to fold the leaf until he does it
himself. He just takes 2 or 3 leaves at a time and inspects each for surface
cleanliness; leaves them on his lap – much like his children. He surveys the
areca nut pool and picks out one. From underneath the box, he pulls out the nut
cracker and with the nut on hold between the left thumb and index finger, he
arranges the cracker to clasp the nut by the right hand and firmly and quickly
slices the nut to thin pieces and manages to pool them on his left palm. Abruptly,
he stops any further cutting; restores the tool to its hideout and locates a
tiny container with a firm lid; quickly opens the lid and runs his right ring
finger over the tightly packed calcium paste and retrieves a faint layer of
white stuff on the right ring finger tip and by reflex puts back the calcium
container into the box. His left palm still folded, betel leaves on his lap ,
calcium clad ring finger gently curved inwards to shield the calcium from
drying up , chooses to speak of current affairs for a while. All eager
onlookers are disappointed that he is lethargic. In a minute or two he begins his deft
handling of the art.
A caressing gentle swipe of betel
leaf on the thigh of the chewer is a dexterous act by itself. He sweeps the
surfaces over his fabric and only now folds the leaf vertically from end to end
and gently pulls off the midrib from the stalk downwards splitting the leaf into
2 halves; pinches off the lower leaf tip and opens the leaf. By a gentle,
careful sweep, 4 or 5 paintings of calcium onto back of betel leaf occurs quick and the leaf is folded
into a tiny cylinder and tucked between fingers of the left hand; the same
sequence is repeated for the already chosen leaves. From the left palm, nut
slices are dumped to his mouth and one after the other the betel cylinders are
alternately tucked into the right and left molar teeth. With a semi open mouth,
tongue slightly rlifed up, grinding starts; after a couple of mastication, he
opens the betel box and takes out a small packet containing shreds of tobacco.
Pulling out those shreds is another deft act. Using the right thumb and index
finger he clasps a small pinch of tobacco shreds and pulls them out; they are
entangled and more material emerges by entanglement. Like a cat with rat in its
mouth violently jerking the head to destabilize the victim, the chewer too
violently wobbles his right fist to break loose the entangled tobacco and
succeeds; after securing the tobacco stock to its place, he quickly thrusts the
tobacco to one side of the mouth. Now he
violently taps his right and left palms against each other to dislodge traces of areca, calcium and tobacco Any further grinding is in his closed mouth
which keeps swelling by internal build up of solid-fluid matrix. In no time
children vanish from the spot but keep watch to see if he repeats the chewing
session later. It is the functional elegance that is entertaining- of course at
no cost to any on looker.
Prof. K. Raman